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musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

(via 314eater)

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jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

(via asian)

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westbor0baptistchurch:

"why are you so obsessed with big dicks?"

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singingtowers:

My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them

(via pagingme)

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fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange | American Horror Story (2011-14)

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I need a fitness buddy. Like for real

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handsumdeville:

adryhandjob:

Real Women Read Real Messages from Grindr, SCRUFF, and GROWLr”

I seriously watched this about six times before reblogging.

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undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

(via pagingme)

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carriehopefletcher:

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

I love this!

(via kingsleyyy)

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  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme
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andythanfiction:

Some Like it Hot (1959)

Nineteen. Fifty. Fucking. Nine.

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